Yes I'm a liberal. Discussions on political beliefs end here with this new blog. Left, Right. Blonde, brunette. We have our reasons for our beliefs, our reasons to hate the dreaded "other side "but let's face facts: we both have a common problem right now, a common goal in need: both sides need to reign in their crazies and expel them to the wastelands of Cursed Earth where they can just run around bumping into each other, snorting meth and jerking off to their own opinions like a West Virginia jovial hayseed, wacked on moonshine and whacking it on his porch.
On one side, the Right, you have the Hee-Haws: the people who take the bible literally, think Noah packed four million animals on a boat that's impossible to build by way of physical law, and told the dinosaurs to fuck off 6000 years ago. The idiots who bring snowballs on to the Senate floor and say "Look! There's still snow on this planet, who gives a fuck what 55,000 unanimous climate reports state?" *fires Colt dragoons into ceiling* Those people embarrass the Right because they are fucking idiots who deny facts supported by mountains of evidence.
Then you have he demons of the Left: The SJW's. Who have been making waves in the media the past year and a half thanks to false high-profile rape allegations, Gamergate, and every whiney self-entitled brat on an American college campus who thinks why some god-forsaken reason their opinion matters. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. Okay? Got it? You. Are. Still. A. Child. You have not met Real Life yet. No, Real Life is a cruel bitch who doesn't care about hurt feelings, it doesn't care that you think you're a special snowflake, it won't coddle you and give you positive-only opinions and advice while gently rubbing your back and kissing your ass like a sleazy Hollywood agent. No, you're going to take your entitled view that you carry an always-correct moral high ground because you come to the rescue of women and minorities whenever they engage in logical debate on a social media site. You are not a hero, an activist, you're a menace. A fucking sleazebag who gets off ruining lives because its the only thing you have available to fill your own pathetic life-void. You. Need. To get. LAID. You need steaks. whiskey. push-ups. Jesus Christ man, who the fuck do you think you're fooling with this White Knight shit? No, you DON'T care more about women's feelings then your own.
You see White Knight, I was once like you. I used to use the "sensitive" façade in order to try and get women to like me. You know what I noticed? A) I was faking it, because all men are in fact distinctively horny and love to fuck ad B) losing. Because nice guys finish last, and women like nice guys not for relationships but for helping them move, killing a spider or putting gas in their car. If you're not fucking her, well, YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HER. Some other guy who she is physically attracted to, who she shares a connection with, is fucker her. He is extroverted, healthy, confident and most importantly he isn't YOU, White Knight.
No, I ultimately gave up the sensitive approach because I turned 18 and realized I was too old to be so dishonest anymore. I tried something new: honesty. Treating any individual with a level playing field. We are ALL individuals. Our environment, the people and place that surrounds us moulds us into the person we are. Some of us have a great time in sideshow we call life, we were active, outgoing, made great friends and relationships. Others were insecure outcasts who took having a shitty adolescence out on whoever can't physically retaliate on them: that' you, White Knight. The single most cringe-inducing presence on the internet. The fucking creepy, totally-in-denial stalker of women who despite being ridiculed endlessly in social media just won't go away. You know what? GO AWAY.
Sorry, I'm ranting. Ranting, in a time when we should be healing. Healing from the wounds SJW's have done to my "side". They have embarrassed us, made us look like pouty pussies who hold their breath and stomp their feet until a university dean is fired for fake bullshit that some bored student pulled out of the ass. Its a fucking disgrace. The time has come for us proud, traditional Liberals-- the ones who stick to the wonderful base beliefs of doing drugs and getting laid-- to reign in the SJW and White Knight menace. The Right will help us. This will bring unity.
These privileged, know-nothing little ding-dongs have a LOT to learn. Life isn't a liberal arts college, there ARE no safe spaces in the real world and yes I WILL question or insult your beliefs openly and you will sit there and take it. The fake outrage of the attention-whoring SJW epidemic has been suckling the teat of social media, and society itself, for far too long.
It's time to wean the little bastards.
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