MALE FEMINISM: Understanding the Motives of the Creepy and Fake

There is something undoubtedly creepy and malevolent about a male feminist.  Probably because I've been a male long enough that I understand my gender's basic behavioural patterns and spotting a fake is easy.  This shtick male feminists use to give themselves a moral high ground over your "typical male"  who bleeds "toxic masculinity"...it's so insulting to the rest of us who prefer not to wear a mask in life to appear interesting, original or fuckable.  But male feminists are never fuckable.  They are always the pasty social outcast who lacked self esteem in adolescence.  They never built up new confidence as an adult because they thought they would be magically rewarded with pussy if they let both genders treat his as a doormat.  Yes, I'm talking to YOU, male feminist.  You are full of shit and I know it.

Want to know how I figure you out? The answers to the riddle are right there in front of us. Youthful parental doting that created an entitlement complex that the normal people of the real world refuse to front, a pseudo-intellectualism that finds no outlet in a stupid gender studies degree  and pitiful social life, a debilitating loneliness stemming from a delusional self-assessment and introverted personality that prevents recognition of any possibility of a true connection and/or relationship with a woman, a fake and half-assed activism/feminism that only belies a lack of emotional stability and gives you pointless imaginary validation that exists only in your mind.  Your pitiful pick-up approach is cliche and trite. You are not special, or original, or even clever.  You are a dime-a-dozen.  You are a PUA with ONE move: play the good guy and hopefully she'll fuck you out of kindness.  And now you've read this and hopefully come towards some sort of self-realization, so realize what you are: a carbon copy of every sleazy, wounded ex dork that is so common in life that it's actually obnoxious.

So go on, keep up this dishonest facade but let it be known I am calling male feminists out: it's not a cliche, you ARE using this as a front to get laid.  Men are instinctively, undeniably horny and desire to get laid.  You're going to sit there and tell me you're above that?  You can suppress that thundering, insanely animalistic urge?

Liars.